1 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,360 And here is Amber! Amber, come here! 2 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,200 Can you deviate a little? 3 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,760 I asked you to be ready when I got back. 4 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,760 It has already moved, since you left this morning? 5 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,400 Of course! What conversation is this? 6 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,960 I got up to tip to the room service guy. 7 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,880 - See, that was funny! - There wasn't. 8 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,720 It could have been funny a week ago, but everything has limits. 9 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,320 Whenever I arrive, I see you sitting there 10 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,720 with your potatoes and biscuits, watching... 11 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,840 Maury. 12 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,840 We are about to meet with that woman in a little while. 13 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,720 You have to dress so we can see the house. 14 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,800 Let me see this to the end. 15 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,720 - No, you have to get dressed. - They go to a training camp 16 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,880 and I want to see who will be rehabilitated. 17 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,000 - Please get up! - They break down and cry. 18 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,600 And, after finishing the recruitment, They're all better. 19 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,640 You just retired and this will be your life, 20 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,080 and never work again? - Of course I will! 21 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,880 - When? - I don't know! 22 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,240 You are in the prime of your life! 23 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,600 I'll work when something comes up that I want to do. 24 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:46,680 I would really like you to dress to go see that house. 25 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,280 - Yes! - Thanks. 26 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,560 Brittany, you can come. 27 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,720 Look at that girl! 28 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,080 "They don't know me! Screw you! 29 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,680 "That's right! 30 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,960 "Come on, come here! Screw you! 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,520 "No! Screw you!” 32 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,320 - It's big. - Very big. Even too much. 33 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,560 - No. - Look at her size! 34 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,800 - It's perfect. - Perfect? 35 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,720 It looks like the Osmond house. 36 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,200 Why did we sell the house? Because of a wire? 37 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,040 - I was driving myself crazy. - There is no reason to change. 38 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,160 That's right, when we don't get rid of it. 39 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,200 Here comes the real estate agent. 40 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,440 Why do we have to leave the hotel? I love it. 41 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,200 I can't continue living there. It's not a house. 42 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,320 We have room service, wake up service... 43 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,200 When do you use awakening? You never go out. 44 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,200 - Naps. - My God! 45 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,480 - Hello. - Hello. 46 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,080 - Isn't she beautiful? - Yes. We were just... 47 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,920 - It's very big. - They will adore her. 48 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,760 - Here's the trump card. - Yes? 49 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,040 They are determined to sell. It's a guaranteed move. 50 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,520 If they like it, we'll make an offer. 51 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,920 I told them cash. They are receptive to an offer. 52 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,800 Better is impossible. 53 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,240 - Seriously? - Yes. 54 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,840 They can change within days. 55 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,080 Days? Like this? 56 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:22,240 They bought another house, So you can move now. 57 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,160 - Hello, Susan. - Hello, how are you? 58 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,920 Well, what about you? 59 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,760 - Hello. - Hello. 60 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,240 - Hello, Larry. - Hello. 61 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,200 My God! Is it the sea? 62 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,400 In two days, You're already used to it. 63 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,040 - Come in. - Don't say that. 64 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,640 - It's beautiful! - It's very pleasant. Look! 65 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,040 We have vaulted ceilings. 66 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,840 - It is very spacious. - It's beautiful. 67 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,800 And that furniture? It's fantastic, isn't it? 68 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,760 - It's perfect for this room. - Beautiful house! 69 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,640 - It's really beautiful. - Thanks. Here's our beautiful view! 70 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,560 Breakfast at sunrise... 71 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,600 I love the sea! 72 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,160 My father was an Italian fisherman. 73 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,960 - Really? - Yes, from the old continent. 74 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,920 This morning - you'll love this - I saw a whale jumping. 75 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,560 I had never seen it. It's very rare. 76 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,080 Can I hunt whales from the rooftop? 77 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:25,360 - What? - I love lard for breakfast. 78 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,280 - Don't mind him. - No. Call! 79 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,320 - It's fine. - Are they the new suckers? 80 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:40,080 I would call him when I was on "Seinfeld." I was at the William Morris agency. 81 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,920 I called him and pitched my clients. How are you? Jay Schneider. 82 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,720 - Hi, I'm Cheryl. - Nice to meet you. 83 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,000 I just hired Jason Alexander. 84 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,760 - You're kidding! - We've been working for two months. 85 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,520 He's good! I'm a lucky guy. 86 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,280 - It's fabulous! - It's incredible! 87 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,560 - How is he? - Honestly? He's fighting. 88 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,960 - Really? - Everyone wants George Costanza. 89 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,680 - He's nothing like George. - Nothing at all! 90 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,600 It is the antithesis, because Jason is brilliant 91 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,400 and George is an idiot, an imbecile, 92 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,760 and, you know... It's difficult to erase this image. 93 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,280 The variety of characters what he can do. 94 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,080 - Do you think he's an idiot? - It's the typical toto! 95 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,560 Comic series demand it. 96 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,800 - What have you been doing? - Nothing. 97 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,720 I bet! Any ideas? Do you have something up your sleeve? 98 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,440 I have, but I prefer not to put them into practice. 99 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,280 Why don't you talk to Jason? Let's set up a meeting. 100 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,440 - You should call him. - Let's get them together. 101 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,160 - You know, I... - He's not doing anything. 102 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,040 Let's sit and talk, exchanging ideas... 103 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,720 - Good idea! - I don't want to force him. 104 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,960 - Nice shirt! - Thanks. It's cashmere. 105 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,200 - Really? - Not for sale. 106 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,280 Is this cashmere? 107 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,040 - 100%. - It's beautiful. 108 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:05,280 - Let's see the rest of the house. - Good idea. 109 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:14,520 I love her! I think she's perfect. Larry, did you love the house? 110 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,520 - I liked. - Isn't it perfect? 111 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,760 I really liked it, it's beautiful. It's big, but I liked it. 112 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,440 - I don't need anything else. - And the master bedroom? 113 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,600 I love the room, the ground floor, the fireplace. 114 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,120 Tell me something... 115 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,640 Did you notice that when I did a comment on his shirt, 116 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,760 Did he say it was 100% cashmere? 117 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,440 It is impossible to be 100% cashmere. 118 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:40,160 Maybe it's 35%, 40%... 50% maximum. But 100%? 119 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,600 - It can't be... - As early as possible. I'm ready... 120 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,720 Wait! Do you trust this guy? He lied about the sweater. 121 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:52,040 - Doesn't that worry you? - We're not going to buy a shirt. 122 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,760 We have to talk about the proposal what we're going to do. 123 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,400 Without a doubt. 124 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,680 What kind of person lies... 125 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,920 about the percentage of cashmere of the shirt? 126 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,440 Despite the fake cashmere and everything, 127 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,960 I think it's a good idea you work with Jason. 128 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:16,280 I love Jason. I just don't want to do television again. 129 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,800 - Oh! Television is a great medium. - It's too much work. 130 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,080 - Too much work? You have to work! - It's a bummer! 131 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,720 No, you have to work! 132 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,680 I'm married, I already have enough work. 133 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,000 Okay, but you have to start writing. 134 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,640 For your sake, for your sanity. 135 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,440 Why? I'm not crazy. Do you think I am? 136 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,560 Richard Lewis wants let me be his agent. 137 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,000 - Seriously? - Yes. 138 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,040 But you have to be honest with me. 139 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,560 - Of course... - No, really sincere. 140 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,400 Is he a very demanding guy? 141 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,880 - Are you kidding? - So, he is accessible... 142 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,600 So what? 143 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,400 I will accept. 144 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,600 - Good! - Good! 145 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,600 Why didn't he tell me? 146 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,240 Tone! 147 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,000 - How are you? - Hello, Jeff. Nice to see you. 148 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,800 The pleasure is mine. 149 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,120 - How are you? - Pleasure. 150 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,680 - Likewise. - Tom, sit down. 151 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:21,200 - Tom sold me the Toyota Sequoia. - Toyota of Hollywood? 152 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,200 - Exactly! - Are you a car representative? 153 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,720 - I am. - Seriously? 154 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,640 - I'm also a salesman. - huh? 155 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,280 - When a boss arrives... - Is he a boss? 156 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,920 - Of course! Generate people. - Good! I am managed by a boss. 157 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,360 - What's your car? - A Prius. 158 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,360 - Are you happy with the Prius? - Very, 159 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,280 and the Prius is very happy with me. 160 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,680 Tell me one thing: How is a car salesman born? 161 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,000 Do I need to have a lot of experience? 162 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:52,440 It was in my blood. It takes years to be a salesman. 163 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,040 I always thought it could be a great seller. 164 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,680 - You need to have a gift. - I can convince anyone. 165 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,960 Except taking women to bed. 166 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,040 I know how to manipulate people, I'm good at it. 167 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:09,160 - Sellers are not liars... - Of course not! 168 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,760 We are an honest little group among ourselves. 169 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,720 I like to make money, But I love selling cars, I seriously do. 170 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,000 If you wanted to do this for a day... 171 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,520 - Sell cars? - Yes, just one day. 172 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,760 I don't think so. 173 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,520 I just want to see if I can do it. I think it would be excellent. 174 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,280 You can't! You're a writer! 175 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,880 - What it does? - Do you know who he is? 176 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,320 It's Larry David, the creator of "Seinfeld." 177 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,080 Forget it! I just want to try. 178 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,160 Excellent idea! Come work for me. 179 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,680 Maybe for two or three days. Who knows? 180 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,840 - What are you saying?! - What? 181 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,760 - Two or three days?! - What do you have to do with this? 182 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,480 - What do I have to do? - What if you're good at it? Sorry. 183 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:54,120 - What if you're good? - You won't sell anything on the first day. 184 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,000 I guarantee you... 185 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,880 I sell more cars than any other seller. 186 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,440 You won't sell anything on the first day. Nobody can do that. 187 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,080 - You'll see! It's agreed. - I'll tell you more... 188 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,440 Come out, you know where we are. 189 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,760 I'm going to get some leaflets, get ready... Don't worry. 190 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,120 - I'll be ready when I get there. - Are you going on Monday? 191 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,880 Thank you immensely. It's like a fantasy. 192 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,600 - Great! Monday morning. - Right! Great! 193 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,960 Thanks. 194 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,640 I'm very excited. 195 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:35,080 My God! How wonderful! No, there is no problem. 196 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,600 Larry just walked in. I look forward to telling you. Goodbye. 197 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,120 You won't believe this! We can move in on Monday. 198 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,320 - Seriously? - Yes, everything is ready. 199 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,080 So fast? 200 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,360 It was paid in cash, without the real estate agency. 201 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,880 They're already out of there. We are ready. 202 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,480 So see if you are free on Monday, 203 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,400 which will certainly not be a problem for you. 204 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,920 On Monday, I can't. 205 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,200 Why? 206 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:05,080 - I got a job. - Seriously? 207 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,040 Great! Did you call Jason? 208 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,920 I'm going to sell cars. 209 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,320 What? 210 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,240 I was having lunch with a guy which has a Toyota stand. 211 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,440 He sold Jeff some cars and... 212 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,120 So now you're going to be car salesman? 213 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,960 He said I could try it. 214 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,240 - What's wrong with you? - What's wrong? 215 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,600 - Are you committed to this? - Yes. 216 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,760 It's only two days. 217 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,600 Or even whenever I want. I just want to try it... 218 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,680 It can't be on Monday. 219 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,760 It has to be! I can't miss on the first day of work. 220 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,240 Do you want me to call saying I'm sick? 221 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,200 This one won't stick. 222 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,760 Priuses? It's ours, it's easy. 223 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,320 "Can I help you?" 224 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,560 What do you think? 225 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:01,200 "Sorry, maybe the Land Cruiser interest you. 226 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,520 "And we have Corolla, Canola... 227 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,040 "and our 'Rave'." � Rav? 228 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,680 - It's stupid! - Why? 229 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,800 It's crazy! 230 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,920 There are those who run the marathon to see if you can do it, 231 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,800 others cross the English Channel by swimming. 232 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,920 I want to work at a booth for a while. 233 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,000 What's the problem? Who is crazier? 234 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,120 And on Monday, when you come back from work, 235 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,840 I will help you with the paintings, whatever you need... 236 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,520 help, at home. I will help you when I arrive. 237 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,600 But you're probably tired. 238 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,240 Are you? Alan, guess what. 239 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,880 - Larry David has arrived. - Who are you talking to? 240 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,040 -Alan Alda. - Really? 241 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,400 - Send him my regards. - Take care of yourself! Then we'll talk. 242 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,840 How are you? It's a pleasure to see you. 243 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,240 - Why didn't you send your regards? - I didn't have the chance. 244 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,920 - You look great! - Well... 245 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,120 Come on, sit down. Do you want a water, a coffee, or... 246 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,800 - No, I'm fine like this. - It's fine. 247 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,040 - So, L.D. - Yes? 248 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,520 How will it be? 249 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,600 It's funny how our agents brought us together. 250 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,200 Schneider! So... 251 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,080 It was a trap! Did he tell you I was going to buy his house? 252 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,200 Yes! 253 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,040 It's a good sign! How are things? 254 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,080 Things are... they're good. I don't know... I have this office, 255 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,720 I did realization work and I tried to produce some things. 256 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,920 The representation part It's getting worse. 257 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:47,520 I would love to go back to TV, it would be great, but I can't get rid of George. 258 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,360 Everyone sees me as George. 259 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,520 The problem is that you are not nothing like George. 260 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,480 That's what I always say. 261 00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,680 "He's a magnificent actor! There's nothing to do with that character." 262 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,440 - Thanks. - Nothing. 263 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:07,000 I know. I go in, I talk to them and I try to convey a different image, 264 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,640 but they see that idiot, 265 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,480 you see that chrome, so... I don't know. 266 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,200 What do you mean by "chrome"? I didn't understand. 267 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,640 The idiot, the idiot. 268 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,640 - You know! - No, honestly, I don't know. 269 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,400 How can you say he's a nerd, a fool and an idiot? 270 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,560 I don't see him like that, I just find him funny. 271 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,560 Of course it was funny! 272 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:33,240 But he was the clown, He was the jester of the party. 273 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,120 He was the guy who never had a girl 274 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:40,160 and when you finally have one, kill her with an envelope. 275 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,480 - He doesn't know what he wants... - That's funny, it's not stupid. 276 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,840 Is there anything more ridiculous or idiotic than going to a girl's house 277 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,440 and steal a tape from the answering machine? 278 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,800 I also stole a cassette from a girl's attendant! 279 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,720 Larry, he ate clairs from the trash can! 280 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,720 I also ate a clair from the box! 281 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,360 And masturbation contests, with people... 282 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,240 I participated in a contest, and you know it! 283 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,600 Okay, you're fine! 284 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,320 I'm stupid for coming in in a masturbation contest? 285 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,320 It was not a very noble experience, why not? 286 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,520 I'm sorry you hate the character. 287 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,480 I don't hate the character! I'm just a little fed up with her! 288 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,560 I'm an actor! I can bring several characters to life! 289 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,680 Why am I relegated to this?! 290 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:27,000 Wherever you go on the street: "Hello, Costanza! Hurry up, idiot!" 291 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I just had an idea. 292 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,040 I don't know... I'll explain the idea to you, okay? 293 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,880 For a series. An idea for a series, yes? 294 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,960 You played a character 295 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,560 based on what you're going through right now. 296 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,640 In other words, you give life to an actor, 297 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,160 an actor with a lot of difficulty to find work, 298 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:56,200 because he went on a successful streak, like "Seinfeld". 299 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,920 And now, after the series is over, the actor 300 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,000 doesn't get work, 301 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,960 because it is so identified with that character 302 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,120 who don't let him be different. 303 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,360 He gets bitter and starts to hate the character. 304 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,560 It's very funny. 305 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:23,240 Son of a bitch! It's an excellent idea! 306 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:27,720 Alright, let's do it! Let's go! Do you want to do this? 307 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,800 I would very much like it. 308 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,600 I'm a little... Actually, I'm working. 309 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,960 You are working on another program or something like that? 310 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,480 I'm selling cars. 311 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,440 I start on Monday. 312 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,440 Are you? 313 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,240 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 314 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,800 See you at the new house. 315 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,800 - It's fine. - Wish me luck. 316 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,240 Good luck. 317 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,800 Anything else? 318 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,080 If I have to settle something, the price, I will always come talk to you. 319 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,880 You really have to talk to me. 320 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,720 - Yes. - Have fun. 321 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,480 - Yes, thank you. - Cars sell themselves. 322 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,120 See you at lunch. 323 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 - Hello, I'm Larry. -Larry, Archie. 324 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,600 He knows? My wife's name is Veronica. 325 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,640 - Is that the Camry I heard about? - The big boy, the top of the line. 326 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,080 - It doesn't get better than that. - Really? 327 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,360 You hear about "Lexus". 328 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,280 We haven't heard about the "Camry", but we should. 329 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,200 - How is the engine? - The engine? 330 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,000 Many things, big crazy pistons... 331 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,920 - Double camshaft? - Yes. 332 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,240 - What other colors... - It's a work of art! 333 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,160 What is it called? 334 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,400 - Shirley... that's my mother's name. - Steering wheel adjustment, how do I like it? 335 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,440 Does this car have that? Is it standard? 336 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,120 No need to adjust the steering wheel in this car. 337 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,040 I have never had such a need. 338 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,680 My wife calls him Pepe. "Shall we take Pepe?" We have two cars. 339 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,400 What is the average consumption? 340 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,200 - 6 liters. - 6 liters in the city? 341 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,480 Depending on the city, of course. Duluth is considered a city, 342 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,240 but it's not that big like Brooklyn or whatever. 343 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,640 It's my brother's name. 344 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,240 - Seriously? - Yes. 345 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,080 What is the base of the wheels? 346 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,120 My wife worries with the solidity of the car. 347 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,600 It's a thick base, It is a thick wheelbase. 348 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,040 I found out that these utilities 349 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,080 sometimes flip over very easily. 350 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,800 Overturn?! Are you kidding? Look at this! Look! 351 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,120 Good God! 352 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,280 Dana? It's my middle name. Larry Dana David. 353 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,920 I noticed this is a GT 354 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,800 and the leaflet says that there is a GTS model. 355 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,080 What is the difference between the GT and the GTS? 356 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,640 Well, the GTS It is "guaranteed and tremendous security". 357 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,880 So without the "S", It's just "guaranteed and tremendous". 358 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,160 How are you? Can I help you? 359 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,920 How are you? 360 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,520 Apheon is my half-brother's name. 361 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,960 It must be for me. Just a moment. 362 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,520 No. It's fine. 363 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:46,400 Tell me more about the features so we can negotiate... 364 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,080 Don't talk as if you were going to put A lot of stuff back here. 365 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,760 Pleases me. I don't need because I like this car. 366 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,600 Will you excuse us for a second? 367 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,520 What the hell are you doing? Spoil my business! 368 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,200 Why does it insist on imposing... 369 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,600 She likes the car, You want to be happy with him. 370 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:07,440 Maybe you won't be able to pay it if you want lots of extras. 371 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,320 Is there anyone who can help me with this car? 372 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,800 I'm really sorry. Thanks. 373 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,880 I don't want to buy it today. 374 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,520 What? What are you doing? Shirley! 375 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,520 - Have you ever seen "Seinfeld"? - Yes. 376 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,360 I am the co-author of this series. 377 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,440 No, it's true. 378 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,520 Please buy one. Please... 379 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,400 There will be a lot of sales. He's a good seller. 380 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,000 Hello! 381 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,800 Isn't it strange coming to our new house? 382 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,040 �. Hello. 383 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,440 - So, how was your day? - Very good. 384 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,120 - Really? - Yes. 385 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,080 Have you sold a lot of cars? 386 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,400 That's not how the business works. No. 387 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,960 We don't just sell. 388 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,360 People think about the case and they're... You know, 389 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:24,280 We got back in touch with them and... - Are you tired yet? 390 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,760 - "Screw me"? From what? - Selling cars. 391 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,680 I'm not giving up after the first day. 392 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,880 I want to do everything right. I want... 393 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,880 I want to prove to them that I can. 394 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,960 But I must tell you that it is exhausting. 395 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,760 To whom do you say it! I spent the day unpacking things. 396 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,800 The house looks different than it did the other day. 397 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,520 Yes, it's decidedly different. 398 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,720 It's strange, nothing more. 399 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:02,360 Maybe after we hang it all up and we finish unpacking... 400 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,920 Maybe, I don't know. 401 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,200 What's that noise? 402 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,160 Do you hear a noise? 403 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,800 What is it? 404 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,600 It must be a noise from the house or something like that. 405 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,280 A noise from the house? 406 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,600 - Yes. - What is a noise from the house? 407 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,160 - The noises a house makes. - Do the houses make noises? 408 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,320 - Plumbing or foundations. - What? The foundations? 409 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,880 I can't sleep like this! 410 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,880 You get used to it. Ignore it. 411 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,680 - The other house didn't make any noise. - Yes, I did. You'll get used to it. 412 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,280 I don't know. This comes from anywhere. 413 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,320 I'm going to spend the night awake. I have to be fine in the morning. 414 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,160 I said I didn't trust Schneider. 415 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,320 He didn't talk about noises in the house. 416 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,280 It looks like you are driving a bus. 417 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,880 - Above traffic. - Didn't you envy the drivers? 418 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,520 With a huge steering wheel, like this one. 419 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,520 Give him a little ego boost. 420 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,840 - Above traffic. - Exactly! 421 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,760 It has a great view. 422 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,120 - I think I'm ready to buy. - Really? 423 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,560 - Yes. - Great! 424 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,040 If you have the one with the wooden interior, I'll buy it. 425 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,040 Of course we do! What is the difficulty? 426 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,800 - Wood. - That's not what's going to stop us from... 427 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,400 - That's what I like to hear. - You're kidding, right? 428 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,800 Will you excuse me for a minute? I'm talking to a client. 429 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,720 - It's a joke, isn't it? - A joke? Sorry. 430 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,440 Sorry, I'm seeing someone. We'll meet outside. 431 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,800 - Sorry who? - Sorry. Wait outside, will you? 432 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,760 Come out, wait outside! 433 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,680 I'm with a client. 434 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,560 Are you selling cars? 435 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,760 - Sir! - I'll be back another time. 436 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,640 - Forget it. - You cost me a client! 437 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,880 - What? - You cost me a client! 438 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,360 It cost... 439 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,840 - I had him in the conversation! - How can you say that? 440 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,560 I was going to take him to the manager's office. 441 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,680 Are you armed with Willy Loman?! What are you doing here?! 442 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,280 - I'm working! - I came from Jeff's office. 443 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,200 Said you sell cars, I thought it was a joke, 444 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,440 but I'm here because you told him I'm demanding. 445 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,720 He's my agent. If he is to a stadium, the Palm or the Spago, 446 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,520 and say, "I love Richard, but it's very demanding"? 447 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,960 What if he does? 448 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,320 I spent seven years putting my life back together 449 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,760 and now you might think I'm back to be a sexual pervert and drunk. 450 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,880 You won't get the remake from "From Here To Eternity". 451 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,320 I thought I had secrets? What is this? 452 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,800 - It's not a secret. - Isn't Larry the salesman a secret? 453 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,760 Is that a cashmere sweater? I saw one like it. 454 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,280 - Of course it's cashmere. - Is it 100% cashmere? 455 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,240 - What are you doing here? - Is it 100% cashmere? 456 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,160 - Don't you believe me? - Can I see the label? 457 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,880 Don't you trust me? 458 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,600 - Let me see. - No! 459 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,720 - I don't like being touched! - I won't touch you! 460 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:51,080 Stop it! I want you to call Jeff... 461 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,560 Tell Jeff I'm not picky. 462 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,560 What the hell is going on here?! 463 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,320 He arrives! You're fired! 464 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,160 - Are you happy? - Crosses! 465 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,840 - That sale was guaranteed. - I'm happy for you, Larry. 466 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,880 - There was the guy in the conversation. - Road! 467 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,640 Got him! Who gave me that you had heard. It was beautiful! 468 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,200 Go away. 469 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,440 - Alive. - Hello! 470 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,040 - What are you doing at home so early? - I was fired. 471 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,880 - Did you go? - They threw me out on the street! 472 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,160 - Why? - I was rejected. 473 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,560 He can see the noise from the house. 474 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,840 - Well live! I'm Jim. - Hello. I'm Larry. 475 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,280 I've already checked the whole house 476 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,280 and I can't figure out the noise that described me. 477 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,880 - Tell him what it sounds like. - It sounds like a camera buzzing. 478 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:02,160 - Surely it's not the sea? - It's not the sea. I know the noise. 479 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,640 Sorry, but I didn't find anything. 480 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,320 You just start listening after ten o'clock at night. 481 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:12,920 I only hear it when we're in bed. Can you come back tonight? 482 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,920 Wait. What? 483 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,360 Yes, I can go back. I just have to get a nanny. 484 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,080 - Great! - If it's too uncomfortable... 485 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,200 He just has to get a nanny. 486 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,560 - No problem, I can do it. - It makes sense. 487 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,400 Why don't we talk about it and then we let you know, yes? 488 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,640 I'll call Jason Alexander, tomorrow. 489 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,960 - You are going? What good news! - Did you like it? 490 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,880 - Let's review the program and... - What beautiful news! 491 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,720 Maybe I can sell it to a station. 492 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,960 Why not? Look at you, back in action! 493 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,080 - Maybe I'll call you now. - You can't call now. It's 10:45 pm. 494 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,920 45 minutes are over the limit. 495 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,400 An hour of tolerance for good news. 496 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,120 - Who told you that? - It is common knowledge. 497 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,560 - What do you say? - Is it common knowledge? 498 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,440 Everyone knows. In case of death or baby, connect at any time. 499 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,720 - It's not a baby. - But it's good news. 500 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,280 Silence! 501 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,920 Sorry! 502 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,120 - I can't wait until morning. - Shut up! He's trying to work.